robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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fallontonight:

Going out on a weekend like…
"We are all broken, that’s how the light gets in."Ernest Hemingway   (via herkindoftea)

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cstalli:

dragondicks:

tastefullyoffensive:

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she has three sisters you fuckin casual


Who names their fucking kid Skipper